Today, someone spoke to me in “Simlish”. I now need to learn everything there is about this language.
If you happen to come across a Chase bank, don’t be afraid to ask for me. Have you not noticed my use of banks to cover my testing laboratory entrances? How odd.. I thought the logo would give it away.. Anyway, go on inside and ask for a $60 dollar job, cake, or to see the labs, you will soon be working for Aperture and I promise not to kill you.
I was trying to modify it to make the portals it creates disintegrate anyone who goes through it on command. Of course, I’d only activate it when subjects aren’t compliant…
Watching test subjects complete tests.