Good Bye, Caroline.

Today, someone spoke to me in “Simlish”. I now need to learn everything there is about this language.

Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.
Camera

I’ve designed a new camera lens. I’ll call it the Aperture Science Aperture.

$60

If you happen to come across a Chase bank, don’t be afraid to ask for me. Have you not noticed my use of banks to cover my testing laboratory entrances? How odd.. I thought the logo would give it away.. Anyway, go on inside and ask for a $60 dollar job, cake, or to see the labs, you will soon be working for Aperture and I promise not to kill you.

I was trying to modify it to make the portals it creates disintegrate anyone who goes through it on command. Of course, I’d only activate it when subjects aren’t compliant…

I was trying to modify it to make the portals it creates disintegrate anyone who goes through it on command. Of course, I’d only activate it when subjects aren’t compliant…

Profile Depiction

I apologize for my profile picture, it is an old picture of me.

WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

Watching test subjects complete tests.

You humans may enjoy your plush toys while I enjoy interaction with the actual turrets.

You humans may enjoy your plush toys while I enjoy interaction with the actual turrets.

This is the face of a moron.

This is the face of a moron.

If I ever cause the world’s apocalypse, please have me shut down and my entire project terminated. Just kidding, if you try, you’ll most likely encounter a friend of mine. Have you ever met Deadly Neurotoxin?

If I ever cause the world’s apocalypse, please have me shut down and my entire project terminated. Just kidding, if you try, you’ll most likely encounter a friend of mine. Have you ever met Deadly Neurotoxin?